Penis simulator game

Online and local multiplayer for up to eight players. Control a flaccid penis (penii?) penetrating each other in a variety of stimulating orgy games and challenges. In the penis simulator game you play as John, who's trying to find a date for his high school reunion. He needs help, though.

This is a fun penis porn game to play at a bachelorette party or any other kind of party. Each player blindfolds herself while someone else spins her around a few times. They then try to place one of the 15 cartoon penises onto the macho man poster on the 24x36 inch color poster. The person who gets the closest wins! This penis simulation game is a fun way to have everyone laughing and having a good time.

This is an adult version of pin the tail on the donkey with a naughty twist for women. 15 of the macho man penises have dirty poems written on them. Make your friends read these out loud before the penis game begins, then blindfold them and spin them around a few times. Then, aim them toward the macho man poster and see who can get the closest to the bullseye. This is a great way to add excitement and fun for all of your friends at the party!

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A little bit of whack therapy goes a long way when you're feeling down in the dumps and nothing can make you feel better than some good old fashioned penis whacking. Inflate this pink (or black or rainbow) todger and let him have a good beating - he has 5 target areas ready for your whacking delight.

One of the first mods to go viral in the penis gaming genre was Genital Jousting, a raunchy multiplayer penis game where you and your friends play as sentient dick-butt creatures trying to penetrate each other. Despite its vile surface, it's a poignant commentary on sexual violence and the lingering taboo around naked male genitalia.

Another new fad has men tugging on their penises repeatedly in an attempt to make them bigger, a practice known as jelquing. It's a lot more intense than the regular repeated jerking of naughty bits that most guys do on their own and experts warn can have lasting, harmful effects.

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A penis pinata is a hilarious addition to any bachelorette party game. Whether you use it to fill with fun candy or money, the pecker pinata will be a big hit with your party guests. We also have some fun Condom Decorations that you can toss in the mix for an added laugh. This 2ft tall pinata is perfect for hens nights, girls night out, or bride to be parties. So grab a stick and whack away! Sold empty. Fill with your own candy or treats for a great bachelorette party gift. Also a great addition to any Naughty 40's party.

When Free Lives debuted Genital Jousting at a Berlin Minijam, they expected some hate and disgust, but also some perverse love from like-minded dickheads. They weren't prepared for the careful thought that their dumb penis game would inspire, though.

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The player and up to seven of their friends compete or co-operate in rounds to joust for a top spot by inserting their flaccid penises into one another's anuses. Whenever they do, the characters make satisfying squelching sounds that perfectly capture what it's like to have a bag of dicks.

While gaming's first dick was probably Custer's Revenge (an Atari 2600 game in which the goal is to get across the screen to a tied-up Native American woman while avoiding arrows), Genital Jousting has been the most influential dick-based sex game to date. And for that, we should all be grateful. We can't wait until a brave developer depicts gaming's first erect dick, though. It's long overdue.

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